Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023

corn laws

Old news. A topic that has been done to death. First used circa 1999 on the Popbitch message boards.

Bob: "Celebrity X has been having an affair with Celebrity Y!"
Alice: "corn laws"

by happyharry February 20, 2023

scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free

I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket

by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023

Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022

hoe in law

when your brother in law acts like a hoe you can call him hoe in law instead

my hoe in law just went from 29 encounters to 30

by blancadillo April 4, 2023

Arundel's law

When someone is so ignorant and uneducated scientists had to introduce negatives into the IQ system

you are a perfect example of Arundel's law

by FieldMarshalFluffy April 16, 2023