360 beard

When your missus decides to over shave your neck and your beard overtime conjoins with your hairline at the back of your head!!

Look at the result of my wife's great work, I now have a 360 beard!!!!

by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019

Beard Cancer

Cancer of the beards. Growing beard hair

I have beard cancer on my face

by izzy3624 March 25, 2019

Tek beard

A short-length beard with a thin line used to accentuate the jawline.

Ziad’s tek beard made his face look as though it was carved from granite.

by Notziad March 28, 2019

Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.

Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Grey Beard

This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard

"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019