joke suck

If was a serious sucking just a joke so no bi deal
Joke suck your boy and it ain’t gay cause it’s a joke
by TheSarge69 January 16, 2018
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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joke masturbation

The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.
Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...

James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
by MegaP143 May 27, 2017
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Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.
Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time
by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020
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Milu Joke

A joke that is so contextual but so bad that it can't be called poor joke.
Fenil cracked a Milu joke, Vivek facepalmed.
by MiluJokesSurvivor December 29, 2023
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joke a smoint

Paul: want to come over later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother
by liamr06 March 18, 2022
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Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.
"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."
by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017
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