Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.

"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."

by gewsing August 1, 2017

Goose

Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.

Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!

by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020

silly goose

very silly

Brynnox was being a silly goose.

by TASHNER217 October 28, 2019

Siwy goose

Some one you is so silly that they deserve to be called a siwy goose. If you are ever called a siwy goose you should be honored. It is a big title so be grateful

Bestie: omg you are such a siwy goose.
You: thanks! You big ol' donut

by VICTOROHYEAAAH October 20, 2021

Goose

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.

Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.

by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024

Goose

a kinky child that weirds out everyone that interacts with them

person1: Bro have you met Goose before?
person2: Yeah bruh they're MADDD weird

by goosey woosey February 5, 2022

Goose Lead

Taking on a position of Lead/Manager/Supervisor within a team.

bAN: Wow, did you see what happened to Tim?
Mick: Isnt he the new Lead for the Beki Crew
bAN: Yeah....Hes The Goose Lead Bro!

Tim: Oi...do some fkn work!

by KweebAN December 4, 2022