To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.
by gewsing August 1, 2017
Get the Goosingmug. 
Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.
Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020
Get the Goosemug. Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.
Getting no bitches or money
Getting no bitches or money
*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread
You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread
You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn
by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022
Get the Goosingmug. by goosey woosey February 5, 2022
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Get the Tight Goosemug. by carnage1138 November 26, 2010
Get the Goose muffinmug.