Google

The company that doesn't give a fuck about your privacy and knows more things about you than you know about yourself.

Google sucks. I use DuckDuckGo.

by DaBluLite April 28, 2021

Google sure!

When you're so goddamn SURE about SOMETHING.

"How sure you bout that?"

"I'm google sure! about that bruh"

by Hashvick July 25, 2022

google pacman

A dumb game that everybody plays during school and there is absolutely no point of it except for trying to not get caught.

Dude, the teacher is right behind you, wanna play some google pacman?

Believe it or not, i am currently sitting right in front of my teacher playing google pacman and creating this defintion because i was bored and i searched up google pacman on urban dictionary and there was nothing there so i was like "HOW HAS NOBODY THOUGHT OF THIS DEFINITION!?!?!?!" Now go play google pacman.

by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

Hard Google

A hard google is when google itself doesnt instantly answer your question. If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google.
This is the next stage after a soft google

I had to hard google it and got taken to a wiki page with the answer

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

Google

the biggest dickwad ever you close an add and report it then it pops up again

google fricking sucks

by Archangle1036 May 8, 2019

Google Contribution

The meaning of Google Contributions is using rate and reviews as alternative to pay for certain Items such as food, clothes

Instead of buying food, I used Google Contribution and gave said place a decent review in exchange for food and items.

by TheWon(one) April 26, 2017

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024