Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.

Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!

by crudent February 25, 2011

Fucking Dawson'd

To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.

Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'

Girl 2 - 'Why?'

Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'

Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'

by FifeLyf December 9, 2013

Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead

by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015

Fuck Boss

A boss who's just so cool he can fuck the employees and show up late and no one gives a shit.

"How is he still working here? He fucked the intern!"

"He's a fuck boss Joan. No one gives a shit."

by jamietheboss September 13, 2016

Bonus Fuck

Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.

I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.

by enrique357 November 21, 2010

Fuck as drunk

"Drunk as fuck," implying that the speaker is so intoxicated as to misspeak the original expression.

"Dude I just finished the whole deck riding the bus. Now I'm fuck as drunk."

by Zephyr135 November 27, 2011

Fuck love

Fuck love is referring to getting hurt and feeling that you’re never going to be able to love the same.

Fuck love, you say that you love me but where is the truth in that?

by Devin Bolmon April 20, 2018