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Fuck America

What basically every-non-American in the world says when referring to the American imperialist way, capitalist pig and douche consumptionist fat attitude and culture.
Americunt: "Get gud spicy." Or "Should've wasted more money in that cpu of yours".

You: "Fuck America you nasty piglet piece of shit."

American: *In shock and surprise*
"Wh-aaat. Where you from ?"
*Proceeds to report, immediately looking for ways to backstab you*
by HmmkkAmericabooboo May 18, 2019
mugGet the Fuck Americamug.

fuck mook

An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.
by Samantha March 9, 2004
mugGet the fuck mookmug.

Da fuck?

When one witnesses something so outrageous that there is no time to complete the sentence. Also used for emphasis on "fuck".
Boss: Do you see that sketchy guy covered in dust walking towards the store with surgical gloves on?
Worker: He best not be coming in

*Man walks in*

Boss: Well, I gotta go
Worker: Da fuck?!?!
by DJ Timyo Fr33flo September 18, 2011
mugGet the Da fuck?mug.

fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
mugGet the fucked in halfmug.

Fucking Ham

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!
by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010
mugGet the Fucking Hammug.

Bonus Fuck

Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.
I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.
by enrique357 November 21, 2010
mugGet the Bonus Fuckmug.

Fucking SkyNet

Used when you are having trouble with technology.

SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.

If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.
Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!

My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!
by crudent February 25, 2011
mugGet the Fucking SkyNetmug.

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