Definition: When you wanna throw your phone against something to soothe the pain or fusturation you're feeling, but you're flat out broke, so you cope with crying your ass off. And that's what we call ✨Feeling Calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"
"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨
Person one: "Oh, crap, not this again!
Person two: What?"
Person one: "Luke spent all of MY money on club peniguin."
Person: "I'm sorry, Ash. Maybe throw something, like your phone at the wall."
Person one: "Are you listening? I'm broke and I won't be abled to buy a new phone."
Person two: "Just don't be to bummed out, you don't wanna ✨Feel Calum✨, now do you?"
"Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is the soundtrack to ✨Feeling Calum✨
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020
Get the ✨Feeling Calum✨mug. the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
by hahafunkyrangerkinnie August 24, 2021
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Get the feelsmug. A expression of not feeling well. Specifically used when you are turning into ash and there's a mid-age billionare uncle dad nearby.
by CalculusOP May 15, 2018
Get the I don't feel so goodmug. This is really a thing. A vibe. A saying. A relationship or personal issue.
Like feeling melancholy, but so much more. Love at all costs — unconditionally but perhaps stupidly—, admiration and understanding yet so much frustration, thinking you can change something or someone but you can’t. Codependency, complicity, complacency. Self destructive tendencies. Dysfunctional. Embarrassment but supportive at all costs — until you finally wake up and walk away.
So many other adjectives…
Like feeling melancholy, but so much more. Love at all costs — unconditionally but perhaps stupidly—, admiration and understanding yet so much frustration, thinking you can change something or someone but you can’t. Codependency, complicity, complacency. Self destructive tendencies. Dysfunctional. Embarrassment but supportive at all costs — until you finally wake up and walk away.
So many other adjectives…
I’m feeling Kim and Kanye about my life today. I love me, but there are parts of me that never stops being self destructive.
by momster gina February 2, 2022
Get the Feeling Kim and Kanyemug.