A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
by Elder sayings December 4, 2021
Get the Look at the ears mug.A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.
Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!
Doctor C: these are your ears!
Person A:were they always there??
Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!
*both clap enthusiastically*
Doctor C: these are your ears!
Person A:were they always there??
Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!
*both clap enthusiastically*
by feedmealready October 14, 2020
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Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
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Get the Swimmer's Ear mug.Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
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National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
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