Swedish Donkey

A type of blow job recieved from a woman of poor taste in everything, especially the way she dresses and does her hair. The prodedure of this blowjob consists of two things:
A very unwilling man, and a herpes infected mouth. The woman giving the blowjob is one who takes her job way too seriously, and bitches at everyone in sight. The man on the other hand, is desperate for some action and doesnt give a flying f*ck if she's bitchy or not. WARNING, Do not try these at home.

Guy one- "Hey i heard joe got a Swedish donkey last night"
Guy two- "From who?! :o"

Guy one- "That bitch kelly, the one who gets irritable constantly and has a huge case of thunder thighs"
Guy two- "Poor joe. its a wonder his dick wasnt bitten off"

by itstarayo February 22, 2011

Donkey Punch

A punch to the face given by a democrat to a republican politician.

I would really like to donkey punch John Boehner in his orange face.

by Debby Downer July 28, 2011

Slap The Donkey

When having sex with people/animals that moans like donkeys.

Listen mate, that guy is slapping the donkey.
I miss slapping my donkey while she's shining my apple.
Dude i slapped that donkey over there last night.
I got slapped like a donkey last night.
I love to slap the donkey.

by The One And Only CheeSie December 24, 2008

Swamp Donkey

A person with an extremely large overbite! So large that they can't even close their mouth, that were shirts with equistrian types on it. I.e.- L. Nester!!! Other examples of this person are

Lindy looks like a swamp donkey with that Seabiscuit shirt on.

by JoNate April 29, 2006

Yawning Donkey

Morning Wood

My girlfriend wont stop riding my Yawning Donkey

by The Honkey Tonk man April 10, 2020

donkey burgers

A word shouted in extreme frustration, usually in video games when you get hit with the best power up ever.

"Dude, I've been saving up for three lives to get this gun! Look how much it ow--*gets shot, loses it* ... DONKEY BURGERS!!"

by Brad March 19, 2004

Donkey Punch

When engaging in anal sex, you Molly Whop(See Molly Whopped) her in the back of the head, tightening her anus muscles, causing a better orgasm for you.

Bro I totally Donkey Punched her last night. So worth it.

by ImCameo October 14, 2014