Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.

Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial

by fryck April 5, 2022

Dong Kicking

The act of kicking someone in his Dong.

"Man, I gave Wattie a fucking dong kicking last night."

by Supreme_kicker_of_dongs October 4, 2008

The Dong & Thong Throng

When you wear a thong and have your dong out in a throng, don't act like its wrong. Maybe they can all have their dongs out and the throng sings a great song.

Jennisa: Why would you wear a thong in public? That is weird.
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk

by AxxSquiggleGod April 3, 2024

Premium dong

To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed

My PREMIUM DONG didn't fit into the outlet

by Why you need my name June 19, 2019

dong

the bst fukin way to say penis

The long dong sang the wrong song

by hjafullllllllllbj November 6, 2020

DONG

Your peen bigger than normal so therefore you have a fat DONG

Hey Tim, nice DONG you got there.

by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019

Dong Blaster

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.

"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.

by Blames Johns August 5, 2016