when a female subject is giving head a proceeds to bite a small portion of the dick but it bleeds profusly, WARNING this may result in Not Having Friends or the male not being able to move
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by The Man You Want To Be November 18, 2010
Get the Dog Bitermug. A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey
My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.
My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
by FluffyDef December 9, 2011
Get the Beat the dogmug. Dan: I heard the pot dogs are coming to our school today! I hope they don't find the weed in my locker.
Jim: You're screwed! Haha
Jim: You're screwed! Haha
by Hot as ice! April 21, 2010
Get the Pot dogmug. Someone who endures abuse from others but always retreats back to their abusers because it is what they’re call home.
by that’s life February 4, 2018
Get the kicked dogmug. A small, over-groomed, and spoiled dog which often times is adorned with sweaters, bows, hat, or other outfits, usually adopted for its cuteness by actresses, materialistic and or wealthy women, socialites, heiresses, or gay men. Dogs of this type easily fit into a purse or other type of handbag for easy carrying (often times because walking the dog would be too much work either due to the dog's tiny size or the owner's laziness). Another important criterion for these are that the same adjectives used to describe the dog usually can be used to describe the owner (i.e. spoiled, bratty, lazy, stupid, rich).
"Did you see Paris Hilton's new dog? It's a cute little Yorkshire Terrier dressed as a sailor that can fit right in her purse! It's so cool!"
"That thing's not cool, it's a total bitch dog."
"That thing's not cool, it's a total bitch dog."
by Demarkus117 July 29, 2009
Get the Bitch dogmug. A term, often used pejoratively, to describe enlisted personnel of the armed forces. Most commonly used by pretentious junior officers to put down hard working enlisted sailors, soldiers, airmen and Marines.
Living next to the base would be extremely distasteful to the arrogant junior officer, as he would not want to associate with the e-dogs.
by Beer Sailor August 1, 2009
Get the e-dogmug. UK slang meaning "the best".
If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.
If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.
by Buggle December 30, 2007
Get the Dog's bollocksmug.