bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger January 31, 2017

self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.

I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.

by sepayne September 28, 2017

shubba lubba ding ding

Something I say for fun and to be annoying.

<Awkward Silence>
<Me> Shubba Lubba DIng Ding

by adella_dehezuz January 25, 2018

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

pinky fingy dingdong

hussain is the only kid his age in east london with a 1/2 inch sniper.(hussains extremely small ass cock)

oh shih did u see hussain backed out his pinky fingy dingdong in a vid call

by hehehhehehehhehehhehheheehhe January 14, 2019

mada fada fing ding

A roast used by middle school boys in the Midwest when someone is being dumb

Me:*puts up peace sign*
Guy bestie: with yo mada fada fing ding self

by Madafadafingdinglookinself June 2, 2019

king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019