gæs christmas musical

the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms

hey, have you seen the gæs christmas musical?

by otbadyson November 27, 2020

Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music

“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”

by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020

Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.

"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"

by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020

Christmas Chaz’d

When you get absolutely steaming to the point you can’t see.

Guy: OMG, I’m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chaz’d!!

by Caravan Chazza July 14, 2020

Cambodian Christmas

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.

“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”

by hSak August 29, 2020

Christmas Pudding

A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.

My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.

by Sebkaz August 31, 2020

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020