chocolate schnitzel

When two people are doing anal and the person giving the d*ck pulls it out of the others arse and it's covered in sh*t

Yo, me and Stephanie were doing anal last night and I got a chocolate schnitzel

by Josh10011 July 30, 2017

chocolate eyepatch

What you get when brown eye meets pink eye.

Josh was enjoying eating that WAP until she sharted him a chocolate eyepatch, so now he's a boodie pirate who prefers the company of sea men.

by !steamboatwilly November 11, 2021

Continental chocolates

When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.

"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"

by Thegingerbreadman December 11, 2013

Chocolate Pinkie

Chocolate pinkie refers to the fingering of one's asshole with the "little finger" (pinkie finger)

Person 1: "What can I say, I might have gotten a few fingers dirty last night 😏"

Person 2: "Oh shit, did you slip her the old chocolate pinkie?"

by cinnamonswirl09 March 10, 2019

Chocolate walls

Noun
The vaginal walls of an African American female

Yeah dude she's like my favorite black person lol.

You like those chocolate walls?

Too far my b

Yes hunter cook I love them

by Cynthia Fish May 4, 2014

bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.

Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!

by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012

Chocolate Cow

When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick

“Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome”

by Piss King October 17, 2021