Chinese Finger Trap

When two uncircumcised males put their penis tips together rolling each other's foreskin back and forth to the point of ejaculation.

Timmy and jimmy decided to do the Chinese Finger Trap because they were not sons of Abraham

Chinese Finger Trap by Stinbot May 11, 2025

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Chinese soup strainer

When you piss and shit into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt let’s try a Chinese soup strainer

Gurt: oh hell nah

Chinese soup strainer by Markerbiter May 12, 2025

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chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.

A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more

chinese flicker gooning by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025

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chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off

A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!

chinese pocket method by Okok32 July 13, 2025

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