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Chinese soup strainer 

When you piss and shit into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed
Yo: Gurt let’s try a Chinese soup strainer

Gurt: oh hell nah

chinese flicker gooning 

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more

chinese pocket method 

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off
A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!

Chinese Finger Trapped 

When two men insert their penises from either end of a double sided pocket pussy. They become trapped as a Chinese finger trap.
My buddy and I got Chinese finger trapped this weekend. Had to fuck our way out.

Chinese Chiriyu 

A chinese variant of chirayu who goons everyday and enjoys programming.
A: Yo, he's a chinese guy.
B: No, he's not just any chinese guy, he's a chinese chiriyu

Chinese throat trap 

The act of placing a soft penis into another persons mouth and then becoming erect, forcing the penis down the throat, and trapping the throat shut.

Named the throat trap because it goes in the throat easy but will not come out easily.
Kerry let me do the Chinese Throat Trap with her last night! I can’t wait to do it again.