change in a jefferson

to take a poop- as in a number two as jefferson is on the two

oh man it gotta change in a jefferson so bad i think im touching cloth

by hoofio January 19, 2007

changespeak

Regular political nonsense.

Symptoms grouped by speaker:
-Anyone but Barack Obama: Lack of interest.
-Barack Obama: Enthusiasm.

"People of Berlin - and people of the world - the scale of our challenge is great. The road ahead will be long. But I come before you to say that we are heirs to a struggle for freedom. We are a people of improbable hope."

-Wait a minute? He fooled us with changespeak the whole time?

by george rex January 19, 2009

Charé

Sounds like "shutty" and mean the shut the fuck up. Sounding polietly innocent but packing a strong punch.

Mom: nag nag nag! nag nag!? nag nag nag!!!

You: MOM! Charé OK!?

Mom: D':

by Neddypoo May 18, 2010

carger

mix between car and charger. easier to use if you don't feel like throwing in the extra syllable

grab my carger out of my car for me

by schmoo939 April 22, 2011

changen

A pansexual alien from a planet of unknown origin. Because they are a different species, Changens cannot interact socially with human beings, and are often mistaken for common retards. Changens have but one goal, to purify every world in the universe from the existence of Tubbs. Only when their work is complete will Changens return to their home planet. Thus far, specialists have been able to learn only little of the Changen home world. From what they have discovered, notable differences include the fact that "Danger Zone" rhymes with "Boiler Room", and that "the more you litter, the greater the chances of finding a trashcan". It is also widely believed that the Changen home planet is in fact a vast empire, led by a Dictator named Mao.

Do you know why that kid is eating pizza with chopsticks?
Yeah, don't worry about him, he's just a Changen

by OrionShea November 14, 2014

Turn Changer

A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is because Turnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are really BRAWLIC.

"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"

by jimmy scott January 16, 2009

backseat changeup

A backseat changeup is what happens after a double date when you're all so drunk you get into the wrong car's back seat and fuck some dope you don't even know.

Jeff) Oh hey Bill, how did you and Caron like our double date last night?
Bill) I thought it was a lot of fun, I'm concerned that I pulled a backseat changeup with Betty though.
Jeff)

by Whatsaspacebar? December 22, 2008