Chainsaw of fail

An expression towards someone who has committed an act of fail. Supposed to express a chainsaw hacking apart the other person's bad logic.

"Violets are red, roses are blue..."
"Dude, violets aren't red! Chainsaw of fail!"

by jonay81687 December 23, 2008

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Alabama chainsaw

Taking a fully revved chainsaw and sticking it in someones ass after you cum in it.

God my ass is sore!
What did you do an Alabama Chainsaw?

by Clitourusrex September 12, 2016

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When a Man Lines up 6 or more women in a row on their knees, and with an erect penis, Runs his penis back and forth amongst the Puckered lips for the women, Thus looking like The Blades on a chainsaw.

Derek took the Entire College Cheerleader Squad to Dinner, and was gracious enought to pay, so all the girls returned the favor with a chainsaw job.

Todd Chainsaw Jobbed all the teachers he never liked because he knew they wouldn't appreciate it.

by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

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Dance the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville

Verb: to Dances the Chocolate Cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard is a very convoluted way of saying that someone is having anal sex. (Bourneville is a UK place near Birmingham where the Cadbury's chocolate factory is based.)

Is he musical? You should see the way he dances the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

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Puerto Rican Chainsaw

When a person having buttsex gets their dick farted on, then promptly smacks their partner across the face with it.

"when i gave my gym teacher a puerto rican chainsaw, it left a Hitler mustache under his nose."

by butterismylover April 29, 2009

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Onahole chafing

When your genitals rub against an object too roughly that it chafes.

Carmen involuntarily uses the hitachi wand soo long that it cause onahole chafing.

Armilla got in a very intimate mood to start scissoring her roommate that led to onahole chafing.

Mason eagerly uses the onahole on himself while his parents wasn’t at home, and finished too quickly to realize it caused him onahole chafing.

by Seamenhorseradish April 1, 2019

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