Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

far-coffee

Alternate word for 'fuck off'. Safely usable around parents, teachers and Christians.

Christian: Praise the Lord!
Me: Far-coffee!
Christian: I beg your pardon?
Me: What? I only said the coffee is far away, calm down.

by spookaholic July 2, 2017

shit coffee

Shit coffee what's to explain

Oh Tom you white faggot icant drink this shit coffee its actually piss

by Datmemeguy May 23, 2018

sunnyvale coffee bean

bring your gf in a dumpster and fuck her then pop a chancre in her ass then make her eat it then make out w/ her then spit it in her vagina then hit her over the head with a coffee mug...dumb bitch

dude this chick pissed me off so i took her out back and gave her a sunnyvale coffee bean...she thought it was erotic

by jorDANick November 11, 2008

mr coffee

the act of urination during intercorce

i gave he the mr coffee last night

by curtis lewis October 18, 2006

Black coffee

Black coffee is black money that you earn illegally

Do you have a job?
Yea I make black coffee

by Ham der January 1, 2016

Harmar Coffee

After a night of drinking with friends, going for coffee with one of them to sober up, end up drinking more and then having sex in another friend's driveway.

Hey Tina, have you had any Harmar Coffee lately??? Would you like some?

by dr_strangepork February 5, 2005