Wonder Child

A child who will kill god and rule everything with their pal.

Do not underestimate a Wonder Child, if you do.. the first thing they'll do when they die is kill god and rule the world.

Dead or not, they will find you and torture you like never have done before. Even if you have a kink, you will never enjoy this experience.
Madness: "Don't be sad when I die, because if I do.. I'm killing god."

Larry: "You are a such a wonder child."

Madness: "I know, do you wanna kill god together?"

Larry: "Gladly, let's also steal a few lollipops on the way."
by madno October 05, 2022
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factory child

A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;

1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport

The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.

People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.
Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!

Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.

Jeff: Damn
by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022
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Child Support Vibes

Do you get bad vibes and signals from a woman?

Do you feel like she is trustworthy enough?

Any feelings of doubt is a key sign that you may be getting “Child Support Vibes” this woman may be beautiful, but she is untrustworthy. SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS! Once you give her the child, she will make your life a living hell, financially and emotionally. Keep it moving.
“Bro I was feeling this girl until she gave off hella Child Support Vibes”
“She’s beautiful but she is not wife material, she gives me Child Support Vibes”
by KidKollect February 22, 2021
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grape child

kokichi oma - danganronpq v3

he's ok
person 1 - hey yknow grape child?

person 2 - yeah isn't that kokichi oma?
by nagito_komeada January 06, 2021
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Eagle Child

Means the term "Ego Chall(ange)" but misheard, it means basically attacking when you're at a disadvantage. The term got popular in 2022 summer when a Warzone player asked on Reddit what does Eagle Child means as he heard streamers say it all the the time. Since then it's used by the Warzone community as a funnier version of Ego Chall
- I'm gonna Eagle Child these loadout campers
- Don't do it, you just landed with a basic pistol and no plates
by BracedAcrobat94 January 11, 2025
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ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child
Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*
by predator101 May 31, 2023
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Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.
"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."
by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019
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