artistiphism

A common disease found among people who suck dick at drawing, painting, stamping, or any other artistic variation. Sufferers may find themselves sucking dick at one specific type of artistic endeavor, but being not too bad or even good at another. In the worst cases, sufferers just suck dick at everything art-related no matter how much effort they put forth. A very good justification for being fucking terrible at anything art-related. Similar to artistically challenged, just a better excuse.

Person A:"Dude, your photography skills are amazing! But what's that piece of shit painting you created over there?"
Person B: "Don't criticize that, I suffer from partial artistiphism."

Teacher: "Johnny, your work is complete shit. You're getting a D in art class."
Student: "Teacher, you can't give me a D! I suffer from acute artistiphism!"

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but no matter how much effort you put into art, you will always suck ass dick. You suffer from artistiphism."

artistiphism by pee-223 May 26, 2014

artificial deadline 

A random deadline to complete a task, which has no real world consequences. For example, your office sets Monday as the deadline on all canned food donations for charity , but the box just sits there until Friday, which is the actual day they planned on taking it to the food bank.

"Hey bro, did you get your weekly report done for the big boss? He needs it today!"

"Naaah, it's only Wednesday. Wednesday's an artificial deadline, because he doesn't even send those reports to corporate for another week."

artificial deadline by Mr. Bill III October 15, 2016

Artster 

A type of Individual that chooses a more culturally rich lifestyle that maintains a great admiration for various forms of art and creative endeavours. Informed and typically altruistic by nature, these individuals believe in the power of creative appreciation and collaboration as a means to benefit humanity. Their enthusiasm and curiosity for art and the creative process embodies the spirit of the artisan. Embracers of change and out-of-the-box thinkers, they may associate as the artist, the critic and the collector.

You can find Artsters at creative events such as art exhibits, launch parties, opening receptions, studio
open houses, social painting engagements, creative workshops etc.

Artster by AquaB July 26, 2016

Artem Lobov

The GOAT of fighting, who dominates all who dare face him with his rangy -5 inch reach. Famously planted the seed of the infamous UFC 229 event between Khabib Nurmagomedov and Conor McGregor. Undefeated bare knuckle fighter and mixed martial artist with a record of ∞-0 respectively.

*Clop clop* what's that noise?
Ah it's the GOAT Artem Lobov

Artem Lobov by knobshit April 22, 2019

Artorias Syndrome 

A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.

Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.

Artorias Syndrome by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019

Artim 

One of the sweetest, most genuine people out there. He is so loving, caring, talented, pretty much everything! His smile lights up a whole room. He also has a great sense of humor, he understands everything. If you are so lucky & get to love this boy, love him with your whole heart because he will do the same. He will make sure you know that you are loved and that he cares about you more than most people in his life. He will make you his first priority because that's how much you mean to him. Even if you don't get the chance to love him (which you are probably missing out) , he will still make sure that you feel cared for. If you're feeling sad, he will be there in a blick of an eye to make sure your okay. If you are his one and only, the love of his life, you will never experience someone like him EVER. He is one of the most loving people you will ever meet. He will text you "good morning" & "good night" everyday and ask how your day was, what your doing, because he cares! If you ever encounter an Artim, make sure to keep them close because they will be one of the best people you will ever meet.

Friend: *crying*
Artim: Hey, whats wrong?!
Friend: My boyfriend (or girlfriend) just broke up with me!
Artim: Don't cry, you should be positive!! They weren't worth it because you are such an amazing person & you will find your soulmate that will love you and appreciate you way more than this other person did. Just keep your head up and look on the bright side.
Friend: Thank you so much Artim, that really made my day. :)

Artim by Emilyxrose March 22, 2020

arththana

If you ever have a Arththana in your life, hold onto her and never let go. If you ever have the chance you should kiss her it would honestly turn your whole life around. Everything is perfect about her down to the very touch. Everything is beautiful about her especially her gorgeous hair and her luxurious lips. She can work in any outfit she wears and look smexy in ti making you want to hold her, kiss her and treat her right. Whatever she does will always be cute and the best part is, she doesn’t realize how cute she is or how beautiful. If you meet her make sure you make her feel like the world and she deserves the absolute best. Always bring her a cheesecake. She is also the most trust worthy and hard working girl and she a one in a whole human era. There will never be a girl like her again. If you have her make sure you tell her you love her and care about her and give her your kisses. Stay loyal to her no matter

That hair? Eyes? Lips? That beauty overall. Her name has to be Arththana

arththana by Browndoode51 May 21, 2020