anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

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anal supremacy

I proved my anal supremacy by raping my economics professor.

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To slide down a death slide naked smashing your cock into a woman's anus at the bottom

I gave her the anal deathslide

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Anal serration is the act of having the anus penetrated by the worlds largest dong. Causing it to rip and fall apart.

"Hey mike did you get an anal serration from that black man today"

"My friend lassie died when her owner have her anal serration"

Hey, want to watch anal dreams?
Sure.

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A term used to describe knocking someone out. Then, pooping on them.

"Anyone who hits on my boyfriend will make me mad enough to knock unconscious and spread lots of Anal Hate Chocolate on them. Kay?!"

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When somebody with braces eats the bum

Guy1: did you hear about joe
Guy2: ya his girl have him a anal plucker
Guy1: ow

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