5-Bean Salad

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.

Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"

by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020

5 week shadow

The patchy,inconsistent and predominantly fluffy growth that builds up on the face in the awkward period when a male (or female, but let's hope not)first begins shaving.

The long, half whispy, half stubbly patches of a five week shadow are unsightly, but hardly seem worth shaving off.

"Damn dude you got some serious 5 week shadow! When you gonna clean that patchy shit up?"

"I dunno man. I was thinking in a week or two it'd be worth shaving"

by Skinzzz October 18, 2008

Now Number 5!

"Now Number 5" is a reference both to Brooklyn Nine Nine show and I Want It That Way by the backstreet boys

"Aint nothing but a mistake"
"Now number 5!"
"I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

by zelvage February 15, 2021

Gta 5 online

A buttfucking that's all

Last night I bought gta 5 and spend 6 hours grinding only to get buttfucked by a mark2 that's gta 5 online

by Clown fucked 334 January 4, 2020

playing 5 on 1

Jerking off. 5 fingers to 1 dick.

"I haven't had sex in a month so I've just been playing 5 on 1"

by Marsellus April 6, 2016

5-10 lbs

A big penis in reference to weight or girth. Refer to wood on a bed picture for a visual image.

Did you sleep with Tony last night?

“Yeah, he had that 5-10 Lbs”

by LonnieMobile November 12, 2020

5-Day-Weekend

An event described in myth and legend only as bliss

Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend

Friend: *dies*

by verycewlperson March 28, 2023