wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing
wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Anger wanking

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking
Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.
by THEHOUGHSTERs April 05, 2011
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Wank off

A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.
Wank off Ian!
by KiBeCh January 28, 2009
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Wank-job

When giving someone head, move your arms as if you are performing the "Walk Like An Egyptian" dance. This term is coined by Wanker himself who famous for both his ability to give head and do the "Pharoh" dance.
I was having a down day, but then my girlfriend gave me a Wank-job and I felt just great.
by Mr. Thunderstick May 09, 2011
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wank bucket

A person of extreme irritation.

One who consistantly fails to achieve the goals imposed by others and blames everyone but themselves.

A person of the lowest order.
This word is used extensively in the construction industry, epsecially towards main contractors who could not build a garden shed let alone a block of apartments.

You are a wank bucket.
by Henry Staff November 09, 2007
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toe wank

Derogatory.

1. Used to insinuate the diminuative nature of the phallus of the recipient of the remark.

2. Used to insinuate dexterity in a derogatory manner.
'Kenn, you're such a fucking toe wank.'
by tafka April 18, 2004
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A Manky Wank

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank
Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
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