Goose

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).

"He's a Goose"

by sachabinky September 20, 2020

Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Goose

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.

Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.

by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024

Siwy goose

Some one you is so silly that they deserve to be called a siwy goose. If you are ever called a siwy goose you should be honored. It is a big title so be grateful

Bestie: omg you are such a siwy goose.
You: thanks! You big ol' donut

by VICTOROHYEAAAH October 20, 2021

Goose

a kinky child that weirds out everyone that interacts with them

person1: Bro have you met Goose before?
person2: Yeah bruh they're MADDD weird

by goosey woosey February 5, 2022

Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010

Goose Burger

A general idiot, dumb ass or corn kernel

I cant believe Haydo fucked that up, what a Goose Burger

by CAPTAIN RING STINGER 69 August 29, 2024