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Far cry 5

A shooter game where you gotta save a random county in Montana from a bitch-ass cult
by Telazac June 29, 2022
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5-Bean Salad

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.
Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"
by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020
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5 week shadow

The patchy,inconsistent and predominantly fluffy growth that builds up on the face in the awkward period when a male (or female, but let's hope not)first begins shaving.

The long, half whispy, half stubbly patches of a five week shadow are unsightly, but hardly seem worth shaving off.
"Damn dude you got some serious 5 week shadow! When you gonna clean that patchy shit up?"

"I dunno man. I was thinking in a week or two it'd be worth shaving"
by Skinzzz October 18, 2008
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5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.
-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
by 34xx34 December 15, 2013
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Halo 5 TTK

Halo 5 TTK is so bad You die from a fuck’n squirt gun
by Slazz March 8, 2020
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5-10 lbs

A big penis in reference to weight or girth. Refer to wood on a bed picture for a visual image.
Did you sleep with Tony last night?

“Yeah, he had that 5-10 Lbs”
by LonnieMobile November 12, 2020
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5-Day-Weekend

An event described in myth and legend only as bliss
Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend

Friend: *dies*
by verycewlperson March 28, 2023
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