by Telazac June 29, 2022
Get the Far cry 5mug. A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.
by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020
Get the 5-Bean Saladmug. The patchy,inconsistent and predominantly fluffy growth that builds up on the face in the awkward period when a male (or female, but let's hope not)first begins shaving.
The long, half whispy, half stubbly patches of a five week shadow are unsightly, but hardly seem worth shaving off.
The long, half whispy, half stubbly patches of a five week shadow are unsightly, but hardly seem worth shaving off.
"Damn dude you got some serious 5 week shadow! When you gonna clean that patchy shit up?"
"I dunno man. I was thinking in a week or two it'd be worth shaving"
"I dunno man. I was thinking in a week or two it'd be worth shaving"
by Skinzzz October 18, 2008
Get the 5 week shadowmug. When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.
-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
by 34xx34 December 15, 2013
Get the 5 finger dismountmug. by LonnieMobile November 12, 2020
Get the 5-10 lbsmug. by verycewlperson March 28, 2023
Get the 5-Day-Weekendmug. 