by Paul Daddy May 12, 2018
Get the Your poppy sloppymug. When your girl is spitting on your dick and starts thrusting rapidly till you cum everywhere but, she quickly slurps and takes the excess and attempts/ succeeds wiping it all over your fucking arm.
"Mary why the fuck did you just give me an Armenian Sloppy Joe, I can't fucking move a muscle my arm is so sticky and potent with the smell of my semen"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"
by Young Jazo February 27, 2019
Get the Armenian Sloppy Joemug. Two lovers intertwined in a little erotic massaging toe action at the same time. A little toe tickle south of the border with the partners facing one another.
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by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
Get the sloppy toe holdmug. John:Hey ,bro I heard Jessica suck you off?
Carl:Yeah Bro *High Fives*
John:How was it ?
Carl:Not good she's a sloppy topper
John:I hate sloppy toppers
Carl:Yeah Bro *High Fives*
John:How was it ?
Carl:Not good she's a sloppy topper
John:I hate sloppy toppers
by Richard Goodwill December 12, 2011
Get the Sloppy Toppermug. A sloppy toppy 5000 is the act of pulling off a play in Fortnite when you are at a significant disadvantage, for example a 1 v 4 or a 1v1 when you are on 30 health and the other guy just took a chug jug. If done successfully, a sloppy toppy 5000 must be followed by a forntie dance of some sort such as take the L or jubilation.
*you get revived*
*your whole team dies*
*it's a 1v4 and you're on 30 hp with a grey tac with 3 shells*
"Hold up lads, ya boi is about to pull off the sloppy toppy 500"
*pulls of sloppy toppy 5000"
proceeds to dance on the noobs
*your whole team dies*
*it's a 1v4 and you're on 30 hp with a grey tac with 3 shells*
"Hold up lads, ya boi is about to pull off the sloppy toppy 500"
*pulls of sloppy toppy 5000"
proceeds to dance on the noobs
by SwedishBobMuffin April 17, 2018
Get the sloppy toppy 5000mug. This term can have several different meanings.
Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.
It can also be used for really good head as well.
Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.
It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.
My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023
Get the hobby lobby sloppy toppymug. Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.
While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!
by Nocliche June 8, 2009
Get the Sloppy, Green Wart-cakemug.