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Taking My Talents to South Beach

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)
Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010
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the day the sun shines out of my dick

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.
by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007
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kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle

self explanitory, you beeotch.
me: i got a ds and you didnt! kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle!

some stupid skateboarder: uhhh okay you do that....

me: you look like a penis!
by Homosexual April 23, 2005
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I can teach you my language

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.
1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!
by bIMON June 2, 2011
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Fuck my ass and call me Betty

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong
Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty
by Chayzer December 10, 2016
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