Flying fuck on a bun

An extended version of flying fuck.
Used when "flying fuck" just doesn't cut it.

I don't give a flying fuck on a bun about mudkipz, nor your collection of over 9000 battletoads.

by Chandernagor !!uZp2oRpLs5K August 22, 2010

Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

by Wcmd March 15, 2016

Fuck You and Goodbye

1. What the editors of "News of the World" really thaught when they made the last cover of the worst newspaper of the world.

2. What the majority of British citizens would like to call out to Rupert Murdoch.

"Hey, you guys don't want us to tap your phones, invent stories, steer the government and make millions?

Fuck You and Goodbye!"

by Zodgilla July 11, 2011

duckin my fuck

this is real helpful cause it happens all the time. A guy spends all his time tryin to get laid by this one girl just leadin him on and leadin him on. At the very last minute when he are a half a kiss away from the big time she ducks his fuck and bails. Leaves him all high and dry.

every party u ever been to

by Greg Haschke July 11, 2005

T9 number fucked

An annoying occurence when you text a number one time, and T9 uses that as your default in the future.

Last night I texted Stacy to come get in my bed, but since I have texted the number 46 before, T9 sent it as "Come get 46 my bed." Stacy was so pissed. I was totally T9 number fucked.

by thats the truth February 24, 2009

fuck... i'm dead

A drink that was made by a guy going to mexico from San Diego. While driving he mixed a bottle of bawls guarana with vodka and while drinking it with cousins in the car, a cop pulls right next to him while he was drinking it.(he was not pulled over)

Named after the band that was playing on the cd, and what he mudderd after seeing the cop. (he was not pulled over)

1 shot of vodka
1 bottle of bawls

i was drinking a fuck... i'm dead and cop pulls next to me.

by superunknown357 August 13, 2006

fuck face donkey

fuck face is just a dumbass or an ugly person who looks like their face has been fucked. and donkey = ass. so it's like being a chump. so it's a triple threat to not only be ugly, but to be stupid and pussy too.

ayyo, tell ____ he's a fuck face donkey for not comin out with us last night.

by ShanGEntz August 17, 2006