how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I?

Another word for a pick me

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.

by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023

slut you out

when your partner fucks you so damn hard that you want to scream. there is hair pulling, dirty talk, ass clapping and the bed rocking. the best sex you’ll ever have.

Girl: i’m so horny you wanna do something?
Boy: yea how about i slut you out 😏

by maddie84 November 12, 2023

wyd you up?

A common text used by the notorious “hoodville” on instagram to get a girls attention late at night

“wyd you up?… sent at 11:23pm”

by #1 angel hater November 12, 2023

I hate you

What some people will say if they actually hate you or if it's just because you did something that they didn't like.

Some random person: I hate you
Some other random person: I love you too

by PhoenixGamer34 November 13, 2023

are you acoustic

a funny joke created on the internet. basically asking someone who is visually mentally challenged or someone who MAY be mentally challenged if they’re mentally challenged without asking them

* someone visually mentally challenged doing something *

comments : are you acoustic?

by bigbootyhoessssssssss November 13, 2023

You

Come will the day…
Together we will walk…
Hand in hand…
All the words we will finally speak…

The eyes we will see…
The warmth we will feel…
The hugs and kisses I will steal…

I sit in an excitement…
For this moment…
Something so simple…
As a walk in park…
With YOU!!!!

A smile I do…
As I imagine …
Looking up to you…
And saying…

I love you ….
Always!!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 13, 2023

How you show your love

Well fuck you for doing it that way bitch I make me the asshole for insulting you.

Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2023