Man Tired

When a man is too tired to bust a nut.

I tried to beat my meat tonight, but im man tired.

by The Man That's Tired November 5, 2025

mac the muscle man

A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg

mac the muscle man’s gf is mad at him 24/7

by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021

D-man

A cool dude, but whenever he does something, everyone screams "Good D-man!"

Darcey: *Dies*
Everyone: "Good D-man!"

by Yeetymcyeetface69420 June 3, 2019

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021

magic man

neglecting your friend for someone else, for instance your friend leaving you for some girl

"where's aaron?"
"he left"
"so he's a magic man yea?"

by finemagician November 22, 2023

Waste man shaq

That one friend we all have that has a weirdly closure bond with his father and calls him waste man shaq and gets messagoesjnfrok him in the middle of school and his dad calls him mate.

Yo waste man shaq u gud G?

by YungMoYeezy September 3, 2019