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greek wank

Same as the spanish wank, except you make your cock slide between the ass-cheeks. Masturbation like, no penetration.
Last night I did a greek wank on that cute ass.
by hi_sup October 28, 2013
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Scream Wank

Masturbation where at the point of climax you give an unholy yell. Most likely completed when spouse/parent is not at home and you can scream your balls off in peace. Everyone's scream wank is different and unique. However, it often sounds like a mixture of pleasure and terror. Also called a screamer.
I was driving home one night and I felt the urge to pull over and have a wank, I left my wife in the car and walked away to tug under the bridge. The wank was going well but as i orgasmed i let out a large bellow that echoed throughout the area. I had scream wanked, where you scream at the point of climax. I got back to the car embarrassed and my wife uttered "What was that?" "That was a screamer" I replied with shame in my voice but joy in my eyes.
by joeking January 21, 2015
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Wank Worthy

When something is utterly amazing or beautiful
" oh my word this coffee is so good . It's wank worthy"

Or

"I wish Tristan thought I was wank worthy"
by Ezdawgtucks May 8, 2015
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Muddy Wank

The act of using faeces as lubricant while masturbating.
John decided tonight was as good as any other for a muddy wank.
by WrongForLife August 29, 2019
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Wank cone

A random item or object that can be ejaculated into and can hold the sperm.
"Ah look , a can of coke ! That would make a great wank cone for today"

"Oh ! A ice lolly wrapper, what a great wank cone that will make"
by Can'tcopythis May 31, 2017
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Mouth wank

Mouth wank, when put your penis in a barely conscious woman's mouth and slop it about in a wanking action using no hands and no help from the lady in question until the point of ejaculation after which point the cock is wiped clean in her hair.
I got a great mouth wank off your mom last night Nigel.
Sloppy, mouth wank, cock, frosty jacks, blow job
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Gypsy Wank

Masturbating with your hand covered in shit.
My mother was pleased to walk in on me whilst I was having a gypsy wank.
by Ryisheodheb August 1, 2017
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