tit fart

when a womans tits make a sweaty squelching noise against a mans chest. hard not to lol at.

eg: this girl was giving me a grindjob last night and she made a tit fart against my chest!

by nilall February 28, 2009

tit wank

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

bitch tits

when a steroid users nipples become sensitive and supple like a woman's

yo bitch tits'

by assylum January 6, 2009

dry tit

When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.

Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.

by jethrojones December 9, 2007

Witch's tit

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

by Light Joker June 30, 2004

shit on a tit

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."

Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.

Shit on a tit.

SHIT ON A TIT!

I liek to pewp on boubbies lawl

by rubiks19 June 28, 2010

floppy tits

Stretch out boobs,breast with no bra,sagging breast

Damn man did you see her floppy tits,she need to put on a bra

by nasesity November 20, 2014