Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 9, 2022

lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

turn left to greenland

This is how you got to America.

So tell me, How did you find America. Turn left to Greenland (hah)

by GeorgesBrackets January 17, 2022

Left lane Lucas McCain

Long haul Truck Driver hauling livestock, usually in a Peterbilt or W9 Kenworth. The trucks aren't governed & they're usually in the left lane passing other traffic because that particular cargo has to be expedited.

If you're only going the speed limit out west, stay outta the hammer lane when you see left lane Lucas McCain in your mirror!

by Dr Dre' October 14, 2023

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

Pennsylvania Left

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light to make a left turn. Often, passengers will yell "Pennsylvania LeeeeeeeeEEEEFT!" For the duration of the turn.

"Slow down dude, the light is yellow"

"Watch this I'm boutta make a Pennsylvania Left"
"You're about to get us killed!"

by lordg52 June 9, 2022

Shanghai left

Similar to a Pittsburgh left except that multiple vehicle make the attempt. Vehicles will generally keep turning left until the opposing traffic forcibly asserts the right of way in a manner similar to a game of "chicken." Named for a practice common in Shanghai, China and other crowded cities in Asia.

"Wow, look at all those cars and trucks attempting a Shanghai left! I can't believe there aren't more accidents here. The highway department should install green arrows and turning lanes."

by wthrfrk80 November 12, 2012