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furniture porn

Photographs or film in which the viewer's attention is driven towards the interior decorating and furnishings of a room or place. This may or may not include product placement.
See House Beautiful, Western Interiors, and the like for print examples. The movie Mr and Mrs Smith contains a chase scene in which the characters comment on the beauty of products in the store through which they are driving.

"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."
by Griffincat October 30, 2007
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the porn box

Anything that shows or contains porn such as this laptop and computer with a good cable connection, a nice big screen tv with skinamax or even your local shit hole strip club called the mirage palace.
What did you do today B? Not much, just sat around and watched the Porn Box and wacked it till my cack turned blue.
by Jenny from the block December 14, 2004
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doggie porn

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.
Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."
by Ray! April 24, 2006
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Food Porn

The torture that 01012012.tumblr puts everyone in until they transform into foodpornatics.
Sherlockian: Hey look at this cool blog 01012012. Oh no. NO!!! NOT THE FOOD PORN THE DELICIOUS HORRIBLE FOOD PORN. NOOOOOO!!!!
by VorteckBeCrazy October 25, 2012
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me-porn

Amateur pornography, erotica, and other materials by, for, and about the user, utilized to promote lust and / or love of self in the user. (Others may help in the production of the materials.)
Sunshine spends all day looking at all her me-porn. She must have a terabyte of blog posts and naked pics of herself, that's all she does with her time, look at me-porn and play with herself.
by Kia Gabrielle McLean December 15, 2008
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porn peeve

something that occurs in pornographic films that irritates the viewer, sometimes to the point of non-arousal. a porn peeve can be something trivial (like clothing) or something major (such as a specific actor or a trite scenario)
Example 1:

A woman could be being TP'd while fingering two other women, but if she still has those heels on from the acting scene before, I can't get aroused. Shoes on during sex is my porn peeve.

Example 2:
I can't get aroused when watching a porno with Sasha Grey in it. She's my porn peeve.
by wpk914 December 3, 2010
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Onion Porn

Porn that's so good, it makes a grown man want to cry.
( top - of - the - line pornography )
Damn man, I just got done watching some Onion Porn.
by Nod.Narb July 14, 2016
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