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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.
My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.
by bigspence April 6, 2019
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google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation
fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again
by artag May 12, 2018
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google

Person one: "Google"
Person two: *shoots person one with a desert eagle*
by captain magma723 April 1, 2021
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Personal Branding on Google

'Personal Branding on Google' refers to the strategic process of managing and promoting one's professional identity and reputation through Google's platforms and search results. This involves optimizing content, engaging with audiences, and ensuring accurate information is displayed to enhance visibility and credibility.
"By focusing on personal branding on Google, she ensured her professional achievements were prominently displayed in search results."
by IRSAgents December 27, 2024
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google map hobo

Someone who is lost but not wanting to be found; may be under the influence of alcohol or street drugs-that for the most part of their time, during the day and night, spend walking city streets of cities in random locations throughout the world using Google Map-particularly, the street level cam option.
Bob was my best friend, until he started spending more time traveling on his computer with Google Map as a Google Map Hobo. He would much rather be "somewhere" else wandering aimlessly in some foreign city, than with me getting drunk in the bar.
by d.e.m.o. October 11, 2014
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Google+

A social media website that only a few people use unironically
"Remember Google+...oh okay then"-Google
by Extra oof May 9, 2018
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