What Congress would likely engage in if they tried to decide whether a certain fake 'n' fat physician with a bald head and creepy eyebrows should be removed from da public eye.
Da arrogant TV celebrity McGraw has such a cult following dat there's a good chance dat a lot of da nation's senators and representatives are hard-core fans of his, and so there would probably be a major "Dr. Philibuster" in Washington if they tried to throw him off da air.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023

“My doctor got so excited when I said I had problems with taking damn stinkies, and he got really happy. He’s such a Dr. Sturgis”
by The Stinkster July 28, 2024

by Tommyc December 3, 2021

Usually blonde with glasses, tries to act young but looks like they're deep into their late forties. Cries in the middle of surgery when she finds out her child got hurt on the playground and shows that awkward weakness in a professional setting either trying to gain attention or sympathy. Demands you call her Dr. So-and-so with a minor in Gender Studies while some doctors are like 'Call me Ben. Call me Josh. Call me Mike.' Her favorite cartoon character is a yellow pill with one or two eyeballs. If she asks the tech to burp the DaVinci robot and they ask her to repeat herself because she mumbles, she will email the director saying that the tech does not know how to use the DaVinci Robot.
The Anesthesiologist variant of this is the same: Blonde with glasses, never smiles with RBF and when things go down and you run your hardest to get blood from the blood bank and doing the procedure of reading the patient name, blood type, DOB and serial number three times, Dr. Karen will still think you walked and took a break.
Don't socialize or mingle with Dr. Karens. They're miserable.
The Anesthesiologist variant of this is the same: Blonde with glasses, never smiles with RBF and when things go down and you run your hardest to get blood from the blood bank and doing the procedure of reading the patient name, blood type, DOB and serial number three times, Dr. Karen will still think you walked and took a break.
Don't socialize or mingle with Dr. Karens. They're miserable.
"Dr. Karen threw a tantrum when I took only 2 minutes to get blood from the blood bank thinking I should've gotten it just like that. She's like a spoiled 5-year-old brat who wants things handed to her immediately and if she doesn't get her way, she'll throw a tantrum."
by Josephchen666 June 18, 2025

"Artificial Intelligence; didn't read.", meaning a post, article, or anything with words was auto generated by some AI, and whoever used the phrase didn't read it for that reason.
Guy One: I typed in your question into ChatGPT and this is what it spewed out: <super wordy answer by overly polite generative language model>
Guy two: ai;dr.
Guy two: ai;dr.
by Arnold Monderbelt May 13, 2024

DR kæsp is a quite distiguitshed and peliquler type of person with a big fucking forehead, like im talking big big im talking the arial of the universe times the size of my dick. Now that you got a good understanding of what he is you can learn how he has the worst most scumptious and peliquver rizz you ever seen. one time a girl asked him for his number suprisingly, then this big head ass monkey said why would you need that
he got zero im talking negativ 256 divided by the squarefott of pi rizz and a big ass head he must be a DR kæsp
by Cool aid drinking monkey May 9, 2023
