Joe Gies

Joseph Carlyle Gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. Unfortunately one day Joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called "male pattern baldness". Joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. He is also known as Jay, Jason, Jaylord, Joe loves gies and a slew of other names. Joe is also a big fan of Nascar especially Tony Stewart which means that deep down Joe is a ardent Redneck. In the future Joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being "mad sketch". A futile attempt was launched to convice Joe to shave his head and wear a vest.

10 year highschool reunion "Hey Joe Gies, did you shave your head."
Answer "No you asshole."

by El-TIGRE March 29, 2009

Joe Pesci

In the game of golf, on the putting green, a "Joe Pesci" is any tough five foot putt.

After sticking his approach onto the green, Jim missed a real nasty Joe Pesci.

by jcodex_13 September 11, 2010

Joe Brandon

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.

Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.

by Evan Lang December 22, 2021

billie joe

hotness it's self..he is the j o s of my little world..I LOVE BILLIE-JOE!

billie joe is so hot

by william-joe December 28, 2005

G.I. Joe

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.

"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."

by cootergirl October 13, 2008

Who is joe

Joe Mama

Who is Joe
Joe Mama
*Instantly dies*

by Thefrenchnigga October 12, 2019

Joe the Hoe

Joe the Hoe is a white British weeb who loves anime and hentai. If Joe the Hoe is ever sad, show him a picture of anime tiddies to brighten up his day :). Joe the Hoe is a fun person to be around when he isn't annoying. Everybody needs a Joe the Hoe in their lives.

''Omg, you're such a Joe the Hoe''
''Thank you, dear friend''

by taedeepthroating May 26, 2019