The Christmas Fallacy

Your boss's belief that, no matter how much work there is to be done, it will all be finished before the Christmas holidays so "we can start next year with a clean slate." See also "work smarter not harder."

"This is a joke. We'll never get it done before Christmas."

"Yeah, I know. The Christmas Fallacy. Fancy a beer?"

by gav-wan December 2, 2021

christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year

A christmas blog:

christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year.blogspot.com

provides lists of christmas carols and songs, christmas tree ideas, card designs, wallpapers, photos and lyrics.

christmas creep
christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year
Spreading Christmas Cheer

by feliznavidad October 16, 2012

Christmas Sweater

When a male is continously making the sweetest of love mildly nausea's and randomly hurls on the back of a girl giving her a Christmas Sweater.

Male: Oh baby as i'm making love to you i forgot to tell you I got you a gift
Female: What is it baby?
Male: A..(Barfs)

Narrator: He gave her a Christmas Sweater

by LisTenCloseLy_ February 10, 2017

The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch

Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.

by llamasaylol December 17, 2016

Christmas Eve Eve

Something stupid that teenage white girls say because they think it actually exists

Jenna said to me, “Merry Christmas Eve Eve,” this morning like a complete retard

by Davematt34 December 23, 2021

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas

composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music.

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023

libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey

Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.

by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020