Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S February 01, 2019

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Hot wash

When the person giving a blowjob gags and vomits on the person receiving the blowjob. They must continue to clean up and finish the act.

"This girl was giving me head last night and I ended up getting a hot wash from her!"

by Cletus fetus June 30, 2022

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Power washed

When you get all set up and comfy that a lover wants to get serious and they blow you off.

I was completely power washed by him.

by Eyecart October 30, 2017

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Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

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