Dutch Gift Basket

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.

I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket

by headstrong May 18, 2013

The Dutch Double Barrel

This is a sex position that requires two males and one female. Once acquired one penis is inserted into the vagina as normal missionary sex. Then the other male steps in and goes under the female and inserts his penis into her asshole. After two penis's have been inserted then you begin to fuck.

Wow I had an amazing last night. George my neighbor and my homie Abdul got to preform The Dutch Double Barrel On my wife. I got to watch and it was magical.

by the parrot fucker January 9, 2019

Dutch shoe box

When you take a crap and leave it under a persons bed

I just left a Dutch Shoe Box at my friends hotel room.

by BubbaBostn December 10, 2011

Getto Dutch Oven

When you fart in a plastic bag and put it over someones head.

Ima getto dutch oven your ass

by rawilliamsb November 29, 2016

Idaho dutch oven

When a male cums inside a used condom then while their partner is unconscious proceeds to put filled condom onto their partner's head in a single swift motion.

Jack totally surprised me with the Idaho dutch oven last night. He is such a romantic snack.

by LaDongsha Bongquisha January 21, 2018

dutch gas pedal

When you place your foot down on a woman's vagina and proceed to pick up her legs as a steering wheel and stomp or the "gas pedal".

I gave Meghan the ole Dutch gas pedal last night!

by Jericho99 May 7, 2016

JB Dutch Oven

Similar to the original Dutch oven but one step further. Shitting under the covers then shoving an unsuspecting victims head under to suffer the aftermath of some major poppies.

Kron: you're washing your sheets again, man?
Michael: yeah dude, I got JB dutch ovened again last night
Kron: sickkk brah

by KklHgxc July 11, 2011