Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent

Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face

by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025

Beaver butt

A person who resembles Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head, especially when making a weird smile or laughing at something that isn’t actually that funny. Or A chaotic chant used to summon maximum stupidity in a friend group. Usually repeated rapidly and gets dumber each time.

Quit giggling like that, beavis. You’re being a real beaver butt.

by Grahmr October 29, 2025

beaver fever

A humorous euphemism for a female STD.

Davoin: You didn’t bang out Sharkeisha last night, did you?

L’Carpetron: Hell nah, dawg. I heard she got the beaver fever.

Davoin: Das right my G, bish got the herpegonnasyphylaids. Best wrap it ‘fo you tap it.

by Paul Sateingshaft December 15, 2025

Syrup Beaver

not your average maple rodent, commonly referring an uneducated white dink

look at that syrup beaver putting diesel in a tesla

by JahRah34 December 15, 2025

Beaver whistle

When a plastic tampon applicator is deposited in the toilet which results in it being clogged

Don’t leave your beaver whistles in the toilet!

by Squeeler5000 December 25, 2025

Vampire Beaver Duck

A platypus.

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.

by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025

Beavering

When you go down on your girl and schniff her butthole. This is because her butthole is releasing pheromones. This might also involve licking and caressing.

Boyfriend: Aye yo it's beavering time!

Girlfriend: I love beavering time.

Boyfriend: *Schniff *Schniff - Damn that shit staannnnnnky.

by anonymous March 31, 2025