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Awkward Turtle 

A hand motion to display feelings of akwardness to a few people without everyone knowing. Hand on top of hand with the two thumbs rolling. Text symbol: 'O,
Speaker 1: Hey can I have your baby?
Speaker 2: * Awkward Turtle hand motion *
'O,
Awkward Turtle by Joedun23 July 29, 2010

fuzzy turtle 

The act of pressing your scrodum between your butt cheeks, leaving a view from behind to that of a "Fuzzy Turtle"
"While driving down the road last night, Gary gave the passing car a fuzzy turtle"
fuzzy turtle by Boo-Rad September 3, 2007

Snow Turtle 

n. A snow turtle is similar to a rain turtle, but obviously, it deals with snow instead of rain. You start by needing a real good reason to make it snow. Ex: you are working on a grass farm and you wish you could get the day off. Carve a turtle outline in the ground, and spit on it! The season has to be correct obviously, because if its summer its just a rain turtle! Here comes the snow!
Blake: "Man Drew, I really wish we didn't have to work today...Kyle has been drinking all morning and our stacks look like shit!"

Andrew: "Bro, let's make a Snow Turtle!!!"

Blake: "Damn, why didn't I think of that! Then let's get drunk and enjoy the morning!!!"
Snow Turtle by drew3782 April 9, 2010

Cincinnati Turtle Poke 

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.
Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

Nervous Turtle

The shit that you take before a job interview or an important presentation caused by nervousness.
"I did an awesome presentation today on Investing for some clients. I was a bit nervous beforehand but felt much better after releasing some Nervous turtles"
Nervous Turtle by samimiami December 16, 2011

Flaming Turtle 

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.
Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.
Flaming Turtle by The Diz July 2, 2008