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mike: dylan's asleep, you should use his T-Brush.
jared: DUDE, thats raunch... ok.
mike: dylan's asleep, you should use his T-Brush.
jared: DUDE, thats raunch... ok.
by jared and mike December 28, 2005
Get the T-Brush mug.A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.
by Beanmoed May 10, 2015
Get the T-Boner mug.A person who is so cheap that they appear to have tiny little arms like a t rex dinosaur. Their arms are too short to reach their pockets and wallet or purse. More often a girl is a t rex or t-rexer. She will never reach down to her purse to offer to pay for anything.
by t-rex hater January 25, 2013
Get the t rex mug.Timmy T a man who spiritually adores fo fo fo's. He will take you to wendys, shoot a wendys up too! He not toxic or mentally abusive! He's a great husband to anyone! He drives a camper with all his friends too! He goes on roas trips, runs from the cops, hates the police. He will yell at you if you stare tho!!
Shakila: My husband is so abusive please call the police before he shoots me and my friends.
Random girl: He sounds like a real Timmy T!!
Random girl: He sounds like a real Timmy T!!
by 60sindie August 8, 2020
Get the Timmy T mug.A term used by Ross Tweddell (aka King Ross) of Cultaholic and formerly WhatCulture whenever WWE commentator Booker T makes a mistake. It is a portmanteau of 'tea time' and the T in Booker T's name.
Sometimes, Ross will sing it to the rhythm of David Bowie's 'Changes'.
Sometimes, Ross will sing it to the rhythm of David Bowie's 'Changes'.
by oli davis February 10, 2018
Get the T Time mug.While Partaking in carnal pleasures the male lays down on his back, while the female takes two golf tees and sets each of the males testicles on the tees (as if she is about to get ready to "tee off").The female then slaps the man's penis and yells...FORE!!!
The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.
The T-Job takes place on grass, or some kind of ground where the tees can be staked. This makes for a more realistic sexual act as well as allows for the testicles to take a substantially more structurally sound form (as the cold air rushing around the scrotum will cause the testicles to retract towards the body) and more akin to real golf balls.
Boy 1: Jessica gave me a T-Job last night on the golf course...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...
Boy 2: Yea how was that?
Boy 1: It felt real good up until the point when she slapped my penis and one of my balls got impaled...
by Lords of Pelham December 11, 2011
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