your dad is bald

This means that your dad is bald and thats it

YOUR DAD IS BALD

by imintheghetto ratatata June 23, 2019

step dad issues

when you hate something as much as you would hate your step dad

"I have step dad issues with the media"

by gigglypuffash August 8, 2015

DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.

My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.

by Buttanutt April 23, 2020

L ego dad

This is a word that describes the coolest and handsome dad. This dad can do the Dab and Floss like a boss on demand. His son wishes to someday be just like him.

Kid 1: Hey did you see that L ego dad over there?
Kid 2: yeah he’s so L ego. I wish he was my dad.
Elijah: sorry you can’t have him; he’s my dad. Look at him Floss like a boss.
Dad: Hey take a picture, it last longer. Dabs left and Dabs right.

by Father Bod December 2, 2022

ur dads gay

This is a very overused insult. Aka in a arguement they will use it.

Rich uncle penny bags:You r not my frend
Mr fishstick: Well,ur dads gay.
Rich uncle penny bags: Dies and never returns

by Yoongisuga May 10, 2018

Dirty Jacob’s Dad

A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.

“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”

“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”

by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022

chad dad

rerons daddy from chad

My friend is a chad dad.

by Chad dad December 20, 2017