Brittney walk into the room at the party and farted and said hey did anybody see that barkin spider?
by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021
Get the barkin spidermug. A man who is one in a million infinities.
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the Spider Giraffemug. She is a real spider.
by SpiderHater21 April 16, 2023
Get the Spidermug. Ahh yes, the spider. An 8-legged same game multi placed with one of the various betting agencies. Generally reserved for rugby league, a spider will consist of many anytime try scorers, margins, total points over/under and team first to score.
by Oyster August 12, 2021
Get the Spidermug. Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.
Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?
Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.
Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.
Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.
Roman: Spider curtain-
Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.
Roman: Okay...
Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.
Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.
Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.
Roman: Spider curtain-
Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.
Roman: Okay...
by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020
Get the Spidermug. A Deity who took the form of a half-human half-spider as the physical manifestation of arachnophobia. She travels to many realms to conquer and make her appearance known by taunting, pestering those who dares defy her queenly reign.commonly found in any place with a chat room discord, reddit any from of media with a chatroom with the intent to make her presense known no matter the consequences. If you ever encounter her respect the unknown, keep calm or end up like the ones who tried insanity slowly encompasses them with each breath fighting a force no human can fend.
spider queen refers to a leader of all spiders the one whom has control over all spiders regardless of species in fiction
by Arackin May 19, 2024
Get the Spider Queenmug. Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood.
by AYYAAYYAAYYAAYYA November 12, 2014
Get the sky spidersmug.