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selfie

Eating an entire dish or platter designed for sharing, such as nachos or wings, yourself in a social setting without sharing.
Dang those Nachos look good, can I try them? No dude I'm pulling a selfie, get your own nachos!
by Yorlik Van cock November 7, 2013
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self-portrait

the process by which someone uses their own camera to take a photograph of themselves. often times, an arm is caught in the photo. true self-portrait photogs will be able to master the art of hiding the arm.
We squeezed eight people into that self-portrait!
by Shelley Marie July 28, 2008
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self-improvement

n. (noun)

1. The act to make changes to one's lifestyle positively. This is not limited to exercise, taking up a new hobby, participating in more social events, meditation, adding an extra-curricular, or intellectual enrichment.

2. A really good excuse to cop-out and leave a relationship, disguised under the pretense of definition 1. Leaving the significant other in a fashion that does not sound as threatening as "Let's be friends."
1. "I've gained some weight over the past couple months. I think I'm going to start hitting the gym and getting back in church to try and get out of this rut. So hopefully, this works instead of one of those bullshit self-improvement classes. "

2. Emily told Dustin she was breaking up with him because she needed to improve herself. In actuality, Emily improved herself by dumping Dustin in a clever self-improvement ruse he would accept without knowing her true intentions.
by MagicalPiano August 22, 2010
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Seafood

LSD. A psychedelic drug commonly found on blotter paper.
Lemme stick some of that seafood under my tongue!
by max123123 December 18, 2009
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selfie

noun and verb: A photograph taken with a camera phone or to take a photograph with a camera phone. Just how the word 'literally' was literally misused so much that its meaning was officially changed to include the formerly incorrect definition, so the word selfie has a history of misuse so that it can now also refer to a photo taken with a camera. The person who took the photo can call it a selfie because they themselves took the photo.
Check out this awesome selfie I took of the Eiffel tower.
by Jonas Falter October 5, 2013
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Self Shoot

When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"
friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."

parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"

Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"

parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)
by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009
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Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013
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