Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.

Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot

by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025

pre-daddy

A guy you are in a relationship with again that you were with prior to your baby- daddy.

Since my mom is remarried to her first Ex again, I call him my pre-daddy verses step-daddy.

by OneLoneCent April 11, 2021

Pre algebra

The one phrase created by kareem the stinky man, use this if you don’t want to make friends. Use this if you want to be hated

you smell like Pre algebra

by STINKY ALGEBRA August 28, 2022

Pre-Spam

The gelatinous material that forms on the top of Spam canned meat.

Bob opened the can of Spam and was greeted by a blob of quivering, glistening Pre-Spam.

by Dave Corbett October 5, 2008

Mint Pre-cum

Mint Pre-Cum is a mint juul pod.

Yo hit me with that mint pre-cum. Mmmmm some mint pre-cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 16, 2019

pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.

Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

post pre-gaming silence

The silence that follows the obnoxious racket of your pre gaming hallmates once they've left to go out.

Jen: It's a Friday night...and our halls are quiet?
Becca: Well, it is already 10PM...everyone must have left to go out already.
Jen: This must be the post pre-gaming silence...

by Beybehs Protector September 6, 2010