during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.
After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
by Phillips987 July 02, 2009
when a man is taking a girl in the ass, he spits on her back and makes it out like he's cum and so she turns round, he cums in her eye and stamps on her foot. This causes her to hop around holding her eye and foot shouting aaarrggh
by proffesor john doe August 07, 2009
n. Swashbuckling term for your Jolly Rogerer, can also be used to describe shirt-lifting Gilbert and Sullivan fans. Like there are some that don't
by monkeyman February 11, 2004
Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"
"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"
OR
"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
OR
"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
by Based on a true story January 04, 2010
by arcticpirate April 01, 2013
During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.
by Steve Kane May 08, 2004
Always in search of booty, the pirate of Isla Vista reigns supreme among bums. Raging on all weekends and willing to show anyone his tricks
Long live the pirate! Santa Barbara loves you!
Long live the pirate! Santa Barbara loves you!
The Pirate of Isla Vista shows tricks like: drinking his 40 through his eye and spitting it out his mouth, playing tunes on the harmonica, telling drunken stories of adventurous beach love with IV sluts.
by Alex from UCSB February 14, 2006